Saturday, March 31, 2007

alphabet meemish

our beloved wp has tagged me for a meemish. if you haven't already, you have to read his alphabet meem. it's god damned funny. ps: another great read, inspired by our equally loved daleish, wp posted about his hair. have you read? run. read. hilar.

A- Available or Single

single by choice. available? not so much, but I will be soon! who's got wood?

B- Best Friend

my sister, izzy, katie, wellie pops

C- Cake or Pie

for a food addict, I can rationalize and celebrate both. each has a purpose, a time and a place. let's not take one and place its value above the other. that's cruel, insensitive and quite vile.

D- Drink of Choice

Coffee or lemonade mixed with iced tea. if I'm sick, hot tea.

E- Essential Item

my crack-n-berry. I really prefer not to be without it.

F- Favorite Color

red. ooh, I lah me some red, girl.

G- Gummi Bears or Worms

I'm a purist when it comes to candy, chocolate. I don't fuck around with gummi shit. I want it hard, fast and intense.

H- Hometown

queens, new york, bitches

I- Indulgence

more like overindulgence of food. we have a totally inappropriate relationship.

J- January or February

hi, february! I'm an aquarius, it's my birthday month. as if I'd choose jan over feb.

K- Kids

I don't have any except louie jew. I am still undecided. I just might want them. not sure whether I'd procreate or adopt. if I do adopt, I ain't goin abroad unless it's a kid I can make serious racial jokes about. though I suppose I can choose a desperately needy american child to make fun of, too. ooh, this is a tough one. I just might have to create an adoption-wheel-of-fortune to spin and make my selection that way.

L- Life is incomplete without


M- Marriage Date

ok bitches, I ain't married. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd. I did it once in my twenties not to be repeated again. a serious relationship, living with someone = fabulous squared. I choose not to be a wife.

N- Number of Siblings?

5 fabulous sibs! three brothers and one sister. love them all dearly.

O- Oranges or Apples?

apples. I love apples, green, red, greenish-red. such an apple ho.

P- Phobias/Fears

my blog is saturated in my phobias and fears. you know what they are.

Q- Favorite Quote

I have soo many... to life and its many deaths-- stanley tucci. what matters most is how well you walk through the fire-- charles bukowski. which was to excel, to win out over anonymity and meaninglessness, to love and be loved, and above all, perhaps, to count-- Arthur Miller. It well may be that in a difficult hour... I might be driven to sell your love for peace, Or trade the memory of this night for food. It well may be. I do not think I would-- edna st. vincent millay.

R- Reasons to smile

playing catch with my dog. writing. hanging out with my sister. being loved by my friends and family. loving them back. weighing less each week.

S- Season

winter. winter. winter and fall. fall. fall. those are my two favorite seasons. I absolutely love them. the air is crisp and sexy. the clothing is fabulous and cozy.

T- Tag Three People

hard and fast, politits, sprawling ramshackle compound, plains feminist, mj and evil spock. I know I chose six, but you can't have six without three. right? plus, I really want to know their responses.

U- Unknown Fact About Me

I knit and I paint.

W- Worst Habit

I have far too many shameful habits to post about... though, I'm almost certain I already have.

Y- Your Favorite Foods

cheese. I have an inappropriate relationship with extra sharp cheddar cheese. I also love potatoes with wild, unrelenting passion.

Z- Zodiac



Dale said...

As long as you're bearing water (like me) and not retaining it, it's all well and good Katie!!

Isn't WP hairlarious?

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock's been tagged. Evil Spock will work on this for meme for Monday.

Al Sensu said...

Oy Veh, indeed.

Anonymous said...

Oh, girlie! You are too funny.

I can't think of anything else to say because of the lack of calories I'm now consuming. The cake or pie question nearly sent me over the edge.

Unknown said...

oh sure, i step out of the blogoshpere for five seconds and I no longer get tagged by my favorite girl! :)

Ms Smack said...

HEHEHH fantastic honey!


Writeprocrastinator said...

Yikes, there's that hair, again! You know it's virtually all gone, right?

"Isn't WP hairlarious?"

Oy veh gevalt, Dale.

Yes, winter is nice in L.A. You don't have to put the air in a blender, to breathe. Yes, I'd like an air smoothie, with just a hint of chocolate and smog.

The knitting you've talked about, the painting? No. You and the Missus should talk shop when youse venture up here.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Hilarious mem, BTW!
; )

Mountjoy said...
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Writeprocrastinator said...

Uh, yeah, Mountjoy? Don't feel bad, if somehow, you're not on my Christmas or Channakuh lists.

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

I know this isn't yor bag, but, you might learn something, like having Miller Lite with vanilla ice cream --- Take a lookit our site. You'll be amazed. Choose right. Choose the Light. And win thy fight. God bless you. And I'll see you in the Great-Beyond.

Mountjoy said...

Oops. Apologies, WP - tis fair game to pull the piss out of Katie - she knows my darkness too well - but didn't read carefully enough to see that photo was you. Have made amends, I hope.

Joe said...

I love that Jew-fro! Seriously, that hair rocks. Miz Bubs has a similar do, only red.

Writeprocrastinator said...


We're cool.


That fro is only a tenth Jewish, if that.


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