Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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As far as the word 'cunt', while I am careful about throwing it around (as careful as a relentless prick like me can be), it is one of my favorite insults. It's most effective when directed towards a female, but one must exercise extreme caution: calling a woman a 'cunt' is like approaching Tazmanian devils with raw meat attached to your genitals. However, it also works surprisingly well when directed towards men -- the only terms I've found more insulting in my vast experience of insulting people are 'cocksucker' and 'assfucker', with 'assfucker' being the single most offensive thing you can call someone (and I've had quite a body of experience).
Now, where did I leave my stunt cunt?
I'd like to know if famous persons from the older generation used the term (as it seems to offend them more). Can you imagine Marilyn parting the drapes and telling JFK "Lick my cunt, Jack" or perhaps the Queen, in bed with Prince Phillip: "One's cunt needs a big Greek cock in it NOW, my good man"...
:)
I love cocksucker and motherfucker. those are also two favorite curse words.
I am a huge fan of cunt, not just calling someone a cunt as a slam. I love using cunt in a pozy light, too.