and they say a cunt can't change it's spots!

it's true! I've noticed a big lack of cunt in my blog of late and just wanted to breathe life back into the blessed CUNT. cunt. cunt. cunt. cunt. cunt fit. cunt rage. cuntity cunt cunt cunt.

Comments

Mountjoy said…
Katie, if your Lollapalooza has spots, you're best off seeing a doctor. Fast. And stop scratching them.
Creepy said…
Mountjoy inspired me: what about Cuntapalooza?

As far as the word 'cunt', while I am careful about throwing it around (as careful as a relentless prick like me can be), it is one of my favorite insults. It's most effective when directed towards a female, but one must exercise extreme caution: calling a woman a 'cunt' is like approaching Tazmanian devils with raw meat attached to your genitals. However, it also works surprisingly well when directed towards men -- the only terms I've found more insulting in my vast experience of insulting people are 'cocksucker' and 'assfucker', with 'assfucker' being the single most offensive thing you can call someone (and I've had quite a body of experience).
I was wondering if you used the "c" word in greater frequency since your stay in England. From the Brit and Scottish films I've seen, it seems like that one geezer ("regular guy" to the uninitiated) will call the other one a "stupid cunt."
Amy Guth said…
cuntcuntcuntcuncuntcuntcunt!
Anonymous said…
As the great Molly Ivins would have said,"ya gotta dance with the cunt that brung ya. Spots or no spots...."

Now, where did I leave my stunt cunt?
Mountjoy said…
Creepy, I have to ask: In the name of god, just what the hell have you been doing, approaching Tazzie Devils with raw meat attached to your genitals?

I'd like to know if famous persons from the older generation used the term (as it seems to offend them more). Can you imagine Marilyn parting the drapes and telling JFK "Lick my cunt, Jack" or perhaps the Queen, in bed with Prince Phillip: "One's cunt needs a big Greek cock in it NOW, my good man"...
Dale said…
Katie, you're cunty good fun!
Al Sensu said…
Reminds me of the Monty Python travel agency bit witgh the guy who couldn't pronounce "c". It always came out "b". And the customer says, why don't you change the "c" to0 a "k" and all of a sudden he can say things like "kolor supplement." Realizing he could have been speaking properly all along, says "What a stupid bunt." OK, it was risque in the 70s.
Katie Schwartz said…
mount joy, just because I am in need of cunt dialogue doesn't mean I have cunt itch... are you new?!

:)
Katie Schwartz said…
creepy, cunt is much more widely used in scotland and the uk. so true.

I love cocksucker and motherfucker. those are also two favorite curse words.

I am a huge fan of cunt, not just calling someone a cunt as a slam. I love using cunt in a pozy light, too.
Katie Schwartz said…
could be, wp. could be.
Katie Schwartz said…
that's my girl, ames!!!!!
Katie Schwartz said…
OMG, D-GODDESS, stunt cunt!!! hahahahahahahhahahha
Katie Schwartz said…
awww, daleish, you know just how to warm a girl's heart.
Katie Schwartz said…
very cute, sensu! very cute.
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