whack some other jew

people have lost their ever lovin mother fuckin minds.

last night my sister and I were in the car stopped at an intersection when some asshole took the right too wide and was heading right for us. ker was lookin at me and I was looking dead ahead and saw this big white car barreling towards us. like an idiot, I said, ker, we got a problem.

who says that?! what a fucktard thing to say.

then the car swerves and almost hits the car beside us, but doesn't and continues up the road soaked in shame. ps: my sister and I both looked at the couple the car also missed and thought we were having a bonding moment. yeah. not so much. this cunt glared at my sister and I LIKE IT WAS OUR FUCKING FAULT that the car ALMOST hit them. I was so furious, I screamed out the window, hey, lady, lighten up, you're walkin out of your car tonight, not being tagged, bagged or rolled. it wouldn't kill ya to crack a smile.

side note: mel gibson is a vile jew hating freak-o-nature, but I so want to incorporate sugar tits into my slang repertoire. the ish. I have terrible guilt, so I don't.

Comments

Writeprocrastinator said…
"this cunt glared at my sister and I LIKE IT WAS OUR FUCKING FAULT that the car ALMOST hit them."

Well, yeah, they're better than the rest of us. We're supposed to take that bullet, or car as it were.
8:50 PM
Mountjoy said…
"...then the car swerves and almost hits the car beside us, but doesn't and continues up the road soaked in shame."

Somewhat ironically, it sounds as though this was not the only thing "soaked in shame", after the trauma, no?
11:19 PM
Al Sensu said…
I think all Jews should wear T-shirts proclaiming:

I AM SUGAR TITS
10:10 PM
Mister Mxyzptlk said…
Better yet...

ICH BIN EIN ZUCKERTITS
10:16 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
you're so right, wp. but, what do you think, she was in shock or just a downright cunt? I can't imagine it. the thought alone creeps me out.
12:01 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
you think the broad was, mj?
12:02 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
OMG. AL!!! I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!!! we have to cafepress that, bitch. hahahahahhahahahahah
12:02 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
OMG. AL!!! I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!!! we have to cafepress that, bitch. hahahahahhahahahahah
12:02 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
ryback, you speak germers? had no idea. you are such a surprise, dahlink!
12:03 PM
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