f.j.a.s.

unlike this fabulous diva and she IS a fabulous diva, I have flat jew ass syndrome. add the additional poundage and, wow, I am a serious wide load.

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Mountjoy said…
I'm thinking Serena Williams...
11:23 PM
Romius T. said…
My flacid penis will never recover. Not that it could much good with that. I am not sure it would reach deep enough to provide any pressure for her.
11:36 PM
Evil Spock said…
Evil Spock wants his innocence back!
1:08 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
I don't know, mj, I think this broad has a higher, tighter ass. you?
11:57 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
romius, pressure or pleasure?
11:57 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
evil spock, hahahahahahahhahahhahaha. you should know better than to bring your innocent ass my way. I live to corrupt. what are you? new!
11:58 AM
Amy Guth said…
My latina pal calls her flat ass "tortilla butt" so does make me latke butt? I hate to think my ass as all shreddy and fried, but, well, it is pretty flat, flat, flat. I'm just going to start saying flat Ashkenaz ass is the new ass to have. People will be lining up at Dr. 90210 to get an ass-flatening. It'll be good. Or, totally fucking outrageously stupid. Either way, we'll get to laugh at them.
9:13 PM
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