Monday, January 29, 2007

jews for jesus

is it the chach? the notion of being saved? what is it that makes some of my people become jews for jesus?

christmas: It is a time to celebrate the birth of Jesus, the Jewish Messiah, and it's also an incredible time for introducing others to the greatest Jew who ever lived.

that's just fuckin' great. let's give the zealot christians more reason to hate us. like we haven't already won most unpopular in this century?! oh, and another thing, doesn't this make us 2-fers in the jihad's eyes?

ps: could moishe from any deli nyc be more severely jewish?! oy vey a shmear. why leave us fabulous heeblette's behind?


Dale said...

Did he just say I came in through the back door? Jews for Jizzes?

Writeprocrastinator said...

Jackie Mason wasn't the first to say, but he delivered it the best:

"Jews for Jesus? What's that? Jews for Jesus, yeah, they're called Christians."

Amy Guth said...

Oyyyyyyyyyyy gevalt.


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