tori spelling garage sale


I read somewhere that someone asked her publicist if the monies raised were going to charity and the publicist said, no. the money goes to tori.

I imagine mama candy is so angry that she's actually making facial expressions!

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Dale said…
Hahahaha, where's the satisfaction in not being able to use the facial muscles required to have the last laugh?!
4:51 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"I imagine mama candy is so angry that she's actually making facial expressions!"

Absolutely. I hope Tori isn't really in financial straits, I'd thought she'd be smart enough to save her 90210 money and I actually respect her after NoTorious.
8:43 PM
Eric Riback said…
I have no tolerance for holding garage sales. I take it to Goodwill and Sal. Army and take the tax deduction.
8:57 PM
Anonymous said…
fuckin-a, daleish
7:41 PM
Anonymous said…
wp, did you see it? I didn't. tell me why you respected it? I'm a nosey bitch. spill.
7:42 PM
Anonymous said…
oh, I'm such a garage sale whore, er. looooooove it.
7:45 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"wp, did you see it? I didn't. tell me why you respected it? I'm a nosey bitch. spill."

She has a good sense of humor and good sense of self-deprecation (sp?) that is so rare. She also did a good job of contextualizing her dysfunctional relationship with her parents to the point that you wind up laughing and feeling sorry for her at the same time.
10:48 PM
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