fat men

when I was a kid, I asked my dad if fat men had penises. I asked because I couldn't see them.

what I can't figure out is if peni recognition at such a young age means I was molested or intuitive.

hmm. something new to ponder and hopefully obsess about.

Comments

Toad734 said…
Please dont do that again
9:47 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
obsess or ponder?
10:39 PM
Anonymous said…
In my experience, abused kids relate everyday stuff to a penis or person, or event thats perpetrated violence upon them. They say things like 'the wet soap feels like a penis' or things that are so unmistakenly related to abuse, its impossible to not suspect molestation.

I think your comment was innocent but if you're serious, you should seek and ask with someone you trust.
3:19 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
shalom honey dahlink,

I was being sarcastic, flip, funny. I hope I didn't offend you.
4:20 AM
Toad734 said…
Show a picture of those fat guys
6:50 AM
Anonymous said…
TOTALLY didnt offend me. Its me who should offer an apology. Sometimes work doesnt switch off. blah. :)
4:10 AM
Anonymous said…
That picture is soooo wrong.

Now let me start working on my list of who I'll send it to....
10:03 AM
Anonymous said…
aww, toady, did that give you wood? is that why?
7:34 PM
Anonymous said…
oh, miss smack, I am sooo relieved! apologize? honey, please. why? as if? nevah.
7:35 PM
Anonymous said…
johnny yen::: hahahahahahahhaha
7:36 PM
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