where is lisa welchel?


not a single new journal entry for the week. that bitch!

I hit the archives. I needed a fix.

I found some fabulous gems. this is a family portrait not to be missed. I need to hit my local LWA, lisa welchel anonymous, and inquire about the frequency of meetings.

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Mountjoy said…
You need to pray for her, Katie. Pray that Lisa will find time to write to us. And that she gets her period - because I am sure that she doesn't want to be "blessed" with another child at her age. And pray that she stops having those wicked thoughts about the young man at Hanson's Hardware, who seems oh-so-eager to help her with a hedge trimmer. Pray that she will forgive her husband for watching all that inter-racial porn, and most of all, pray that her schvartzer dealer gets back with a few ounces of blow to get her through to the weekend. Pray, Katie, pray!
11:29 PM
Dale said…
Where can I buy a tard blouse?
5:08 PM
Nicky said…
I went back and checked out her archives too ... seeing as I am already subjected to Christmas music when I walk into any retail establishment, I decided to hit the Christmas '05 post. She posted her entire annual Christmas letter, and all I could imagine was what, if I received this in the mail, I would do with it. No doubt I would have fixed up the photo with a Sharpie to reflect the changes she mentions ... a few pimples here, some braces there, an extra chin ....

My favorite though, was the way she put the word "christ" in all caps in the word christmas. Subtlety is lost on people like this.
8:18 AM
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