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coffee talk with blaire. this week's journal entry.

this part's my favorite:

my mom chose the chili and sea bass. (That sounded really good on this crisp, cool, fall evening.) By the time my mom was served her ganache chocolate cheesecake, we realized she wasn’t going to get her bowl of chili. We later figured out she had ordered “Chilean sea bass.” Oops. We felt like real hicks.

Comments

Joe Fresser said…
She is so charmingly downmarket. She also reported having sherbet between courses to cleanse the palate.
It's easy to see why she got confused. They used to have this stuff called "Sizzlean" which was allegedly leaner bacon. So she thought that "Chilean," was actually "Chili-lean"...














after the seventh old-fashioned and second wine-spritzer. Give her a break, she had to listen to Blair for an evening.
Katie Schwartz said…
joe fresser, I am loving you so hard right now it's just not funny!

wp, HAHAHAHAHHA. HOWLING... oops. peed a little.

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