pussy etiquette
I was having a conversation with a girlfriend of mine today about this boy who chonched on her beav last night. sure, he got her off... eventually. but, he wasn't a student of pussy. we decided this was a common issue.
if you're gonna nosh, whether you're straight or lezzy there is such a thing as pussy etiquette.
floss, and not with her stragglin' pubes. it doesn't count.
brush your teeth, no broad wants halitosis twat! this is hot because?
groomed fingernails, don't be thinkin' about digging your dark dirty nail grime inside mine or anyone else's cunt. yeah. that's a big NO. our boxes are breeding grounds for bacteria. trust me. we don't need any external forces contibuting to an already ripe hot bed of bacteria in waiting. as for hangnails... don't even think about it. if it scratches your face. hurts when it catches on your wool sweater or makes you wince, IMAGINE what it feels like scraping against the great v-wall.
clit lickers are welcomed, but for the love of god, fly a few fingers inside the flange. and this whole, "two is plenty" thing, fuck you. there isn't one self respecting millennium whore doesn't want to feel the burn!
girls, spill! nicoleo. vocab. honey smack. freak and a whore. big mouth. that black lesbian jew. all other divas... throw us a pearl.
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Okay, it would be as much a reward for me, but you understand where I'm coming from.
Sometimes they can scratch on my pink bits and have me purring while he spells the alphabet with his tongue.
Fantastic post, Ms S, as usual :)
(whispers) (I've never liked receiving oral)
And please, not the whole "Well, you've never had someone do it right" No, no, plenty have tried. It just makes me feel like someone put a snail down there to do its thing. Eeeeeeewwwww.
that mullet boy is so generous, isn't he!
sensu, beards can be very burly man hot. hi, nosh away.
loving miss smack hard as always!
diane, if you don't enjoy having your box noshed, there's nothing wrong with that!
vocab, really? how come? they feel so synonomous for me. but, what I love the most, and this goes for diane, too, is when a woman knows what she wants. and, she's not afraid to let a man know! that's what matters most... I think.
Gotta invent a auto mouth warmer.... for those pussy eating pie contests....
I love going down on my girl. She seems to enjoy it too.
It's a cracker (pardon the pun).