make love to me
::top 5 reasons you should never say, make love to me::1: it's creepy
2: how could you possibly subject the following enthusiastic, sweet adverbs, "when we", "will you", "please" and "let's", to such cruelty and call yourself a decent human being?
3: the concept of making love makes no sense to me. how can you make love? it's a noun. and, don't give me the, "but it comes after a verb" argument. you're being asked to fuck a noun.
4: the phrase, "making love" is repulsive and equally wrong on every level.
5: there are a million ways to skin a romantic pussy. I can't imagine wood rising or cunt's dripping when someone says, let's make love. one man said this to me a few years ago and I could not stop laughing.
side note: my intimacy and commitment issues have no bearing on my disdain for the phrase, love making.
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Well, actually I could...but since I didn't it's a bit of a moot point.
Anyway...right with you here, K.
And the sort of creeps that 'make love' are also the sort of vommos who always ask 'And is this your lover ??' when you turn up at a bash with some frsh meat...
not to mention the fact that men who "make love" rarely excel in the art of per-menstrual pussy pulverizing.
Oh yes, I would have squeeezzzzed him out of my pussy from the laughter.
oh sweet honey smack, that is soooo WRONG. your poor pussy. the trauma of going from tsunami moisture to death valley dry.
please, missy!
some men just don't get it.
I'm sorry, but "make love", "I'm melting", all that crap is so lifetime television for women inapropriate. and, selfish. so fucking selfish!
you know dear, you're getting very dark. I'm loving this side of you.. tell me, is there a betty benefiting from this darkness?
a girl can dream.
the dames you bend probably melt by your swoonyness!
:)
the usual stuff, lewch ;).