katie got married!

not me. dumb ass.
one of my best friend's, also named, katie.
she was a gorgeous bride.
the nuptials were in philly this weekend.
it was beautiful.
wonderful.
fantastic to be back east.
I saw friends and people I hadn't seen in 15-years.
I'm so glad I went.
and I am the anti-christ of weddings.
but this.
this was spectacular.
best wedding I've ever been to.
so happy for the blushing bride.

now let's discuss my deep sorrow about having to leave the east to come west.
it was so hard to get on that plane.
no. it was so hard to get on that fucking plane.
I didn't want to do it.
it took every ounce of strength I had to board. and, two valium.

fear not. I'm a jewgirl with a plan. kind of. in the making really. definitely. it's brewing in my head. and my heart. it has to ruminate. it has to blossom. it will.

I am so into kd lang's, hymns of the 49th parallel at the minute that if there were a lesbian recruitment committee now would be a great time to sell fehatty on the perks and benys of membership.

it was great to see haglette the hellnine. god, I missed him. he's very grounding. he had serious canine fun at canyon view. made a few friends. got his swirl on with a few of the bettys. kid loves shiksa labrador blondes. very upsetting. you'd think he'd go for something moroccan or ethnic. he's a shvatsa jew. what the hell is he doing with the shiksas, huh? this is the four legged man I raised?! how did this happen?! geez louise.

what else... jewergies are under control. I have bills to pay. not fun. all is well. no complaints.

ok, that's a big fat fuck lie, but I kvetch a lot on this blog. I am going to exercise restraint.

ok, that's a big fat fuck lie too.

Comments

Writeprocrastinator said…
I gotta go to bed, a bit of insomnia. But let me say this, God, I missed you!
11:51 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"now let's discuss my deep sorrow about having to leave the east to come west.
it was so hard to get on that plane."

Oh come on, remember this February, no snow. It's going to be all of sixty-three degress as a low in the city of Angels.

Dang, looks like Louie had the best time of all, with accomedations better than any Motel 6 and dog honeys for days.

Howzabout some details the wedding? Did you run out the building to get away from the bouquet throwing? ; )
8:23 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh, I missed you too, wp!!!!

I miss the weather so badly! I think not having four seasons is unnatural. I think the mind and body need to experience all seasons. plus, each season brings so much scent memory. I miss that!!!

louie had a fuckin' awesome time! you are so funny.

wedding details, I will email you :)
4:04 PM
Dale said…
I saw kd lang sweaty and full on her 49th Parallel tour and she was amazing as always. I'd go lez on her too if she needed me.

Welcome home
5:47 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
potd! so good to see you, gorgeous! I see we're still quite the uproarious smart ass.

you really know how to warm a girl's heart :)
9:03 PM
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