Friday, September 29, 2006

latest fears

each week, into my brain pops new or existing fears to add to or expound on my rolodex of agida.

you think it's easy being a neurotic chubby jew broad? it ain't. it's a lot of time, work and preperation.

my fears this week...

1: I never want to be a sloppy menstruator. the kind of dame who let's ruby flow wherever she damn well pleases.

2: fingernail cancer.

3: running out of menstrual pain medication.

4: being fat with se's for the rest of my fuckin' life.

5: upcoming blood test results.

6: louie's ginormous lump on his shoulder and ankle -oy- this is the mamabootzah of ahj.

7: being stuck. you know what I mean.

8: becoming incontinent

9: my uterus dropping and crashing my vaginal canal right along with it. and, a total inability to then see my womb as the fabulous accessory it can be!

10: that the creative juices are being sucked out of my brain and heart forever!

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5 comments:

Al Sensu said...

response to #10: clearly not the case.

I ain't going near #s 1-9, but send best wishes.

John Donald Carlucci said...

"fingernail cancer"
Is this real cuz you just messed up my whole day now.

"8: becoming incontinent"
I'm so there with you on this one.

Did you check the link I sent you? Pet lovers will be amazed.

JDC

Dale said...

With enough schleperation, you'll have fears for years dear Katie.

katie schwartz said...

my little sensu!!! oh, how I do adore you dahlink.

lewchers: I love that you share my phobia of death and fear of incontinence. it warms my heart.

not yet, but checking the link tonight. can't wait :)

POTD, I'm rolling from you!!! schleperation. omg. I think my vulva lips just twitched. did you hear?

Dale said...

I thought I smelled something burning too!

 

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