if I were a man....
I love being a vagina. I think it rocks. but, if I happened to be a man, I would:1: have my hand down my pants and play with my penis and balls all day.
2: stare at my cock all day long.
3: put my dick in everything.
4: show everyone my dick all the time.
5: watch men pee, so I could be the best stand up pee-er on the planet.
6: flash my dick.
7: run up to the top of hills and pee all the way down.
8: walk by a row of parked cars, take me dick out and pee on them.
9: I'd do cock tricks.
10: I'd make stupid dick jokes every fucking chance I got.
but, if I were that kind of man, I wouldn't be caught dead with myself because I'd hate myself. I'd so not be my type.
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I like #4, which is why I have this explicit blog:
http://semicelibateerotica.thumblogger.com
you crack me up. hahahahahahahaha. and you truly have an appreciation of your penis. you've really claimed ownership of that meat bat, haven't you?!
semi-celibate, I hit your site, you are too much. I admire your cock centric love. :)
passion of the dale, aka: flogboy, donchya just love jcbc's pee-pee poem!
don't tempt me, mulletboy, I can be quite a cock slut.
Back at ya, I remember some line from Steve Martin in L.A. Story that if he had breasts he'd be playing with them all day.
Perhaps best of all would be if we were hermaphrodites. That would solve everything.
As you get older, it does whatever it wants...literally. It's always aroused when you're not, and vice-versa. I'd tell you something silly, like that they are overrated, but I'm very attached to mine. We go everywhere together.
"***Circ de Soliel scouted me TWICE!***"
Gian Don, you're killing like Jerry Lee Lewis at a family reunion!
wp, circ de soliel... YOU ARE SO ON RIGHT NOW.
mars, as always, an other worldly experience that I treasure ;0