Tuesday, September 12, 2006

hey everybody!

blaire married a faggelah.

he's not a bottom.

for sure. no way.

he doesn't suck cock through a glory hole.

he never plays, altar boy horn.

he makes her cum all the time without saying, jesus.

he doesn't squirt mayo, vanilla frosting or whipped cream into his mouth wishing, hoping and praying it was jiz.

he's as straight as an arrow.


n.v. said...

He looks like an extra gay version of that Superman guy who got cripped when he fell off the pony. Chris Jeeves, that's it.

katie schwartz said...

yes, him too. he's like super size gay, you're right. I don't think he's ever fantasized about pussy a day in his life. fortunately blaire is so busy sucking jesus' off, I don't think she has much time to even consider faggelah's cock.

Al Sensu said...

'scuse me, I need to wipe my chin off before commenting, I was giving head to Mrs. Garrett.

Now my girl is Tootie. I dunno what that name was supposed to be, but by the end of the series she had really developed -- they coulda changed her name to Tittie.

Mister Mxyzptlk said...

That boy is going to find himself a victim of the Blair Bitch Project.

katie schwartz said...


you would dine at mrs. garrett's y? what about her turns you on, babe? this I have to hear!

tittie. hahahahaha. so true. I think her tits are bigger than mine. I'm a ddd. she's gota be an f.

mister mxyzptik, blair bitch project? hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha

Writeprocrastinator said...


What, did Siefried & Roy have a lovechild??

Or was it David Copperfield and Bruce Jenner??

Holy shit, you know they get into a hair-pulling, "Dynasty" style fight, over the hairspray and mascara.

John Donald Carlucci said...

"yes, him too. he's like super size gay, you're right. I don't think he's ever fantasized about pussy a day in his life."

Lots of gay men own cats Katie.


Dale said...

As scary as the photo is, Katie, you rocked the text to go with it. Funny funny schtuff. All funny, no schtupping.

katie schwartz said...

wp, I am HOWLING. I just saw what you posted.... hahahahahahaha. shit. I wish I had a thinner laugh. It's so fat.

jcbc, super size gay?! so damn funny.

dalelicious, you are much too kind. where do I send the pay pal to?


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