Monday, August 21, 2006

you know you're unprofessional when ....


... you're so fucking bored and life sucked at your day job, that your response to a perfectly professional inquiry is as follows:

joke: horse walks into a bar. bartender says, "hey, man. why the long face."

anecdote: this weekend, my best friend asked me if I wanted to get married. I told her that I don't think I ever want to be someone's wife. she looked at me like I should give up my rights to womanhood.

ideas: floating pollen suckers. this would eliminate the majority of outdoor allergies

concerns: that I need to replace my blackberry.

comments: appetizers are much tastier than entrees.

etc.: sometimes I think I should get my dog, louie, some shoes. dogs are only issued one set of paws. this seems impractical. where's the back up plan?

2 comments:

n.v. said...

You mean with something OTHER than a BlackBerry? That's insanity. I'm in love with mine. Which one do you have?

Writeprocrastinator said...

Which reminds me, you should've said to Lee, "my bionic dog can kick your fake plastic surgery, non-bionic ass!"

 

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