Monday, August 21, 2006

the god damned christians

it's no secret that I am ocd about christian blogs. I know. don't hock. I read a post tonight on one of my christian blog runs and I am so completely disturbed by it, i can't even begin to tell you. I feel violated. nauseas. disgusted. the post is called, the blessing of an adult daughter at home. it is so creepy in a david koresh personal ad meets chick who's been mainlining way too much jesus!


Writeprocrastinator said...

"My eldest daughter has been married for almost six years, and has added three beautiful arrows to her husband's quiver."

Say what??? I don't know where to begin with that one. That's right, shoot babies at the Pagans, that'll win 'em over to God.

The whole page gave me ADD, I was like, "oh, cinnamon rolls!"

Johnny said...

For some reason my instinct just tells me she's most likely to be the next queen of Worlds Biggest Gang Bang. :p

yournamehere said...

People like this are the reason George Bush was re-elected.

I'd fuck the daughter, though.

n.v. said...

I'd fuck the daughter, too . . . using a rusty pitchfork that I lit on fire using Satan's syphillis.

n.v. said...

And then I'd fuck you, Katie, and you, Todd. And then White, for good measure.

John Donald Carlucci said...

That picture of mom showed her wearing shoes? WTF? She should be barefoot in the kitchen.

The cinabons look great too Writer.



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