Tuesday, August 29, 2006

big menses fun

as I was installing another encyclopedia this afternoon, I decided to read the packaging. know what it said?

happy period

I can't remember the last time I said to my sister, "guess what day it is?!" and she gleefully shouted, "oh my god... you're menstruating. yay! happy period, katie girl"

like we should break out the cupcakes and candles, singing, "happy period to you. happy period to you. happy period dear katie. happy period to you."

where's my fucking gift? I'm bleeding. apparently it's an occasion. I want my fucking gift, hallways.


n.v. said...

I noticed it says "have a happy period" on the sticker that keeps the wings on a fresh diaper together. I can't tell you how furious it made me. Who hired whatever retarded condescending dicksucker that came up with that idea?


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