katie schwartz

one day last year, I decided to search for all the katie schwartz's I could find and email them.

here is what I wrote:

Hi Katie Schwartz. I'm Katie Schwartz, too. Nice to meet you.

I am contacting all of the Katie Schwartz's I can find online to see if we have any similarities. Here are a few questions. if you would be so kind as to email me back, that would be great.

1. are you jewish?
2. are you chubby? if not, have you struggled with a weight problem?
3. would you say that you're a well humored bird?
4. are you orally inclined
5. do you have dark hair and olive skin or light hair and fair skin?
6. do you come from a large, loud family?
7. are you neurotic and obsessive compulsive?
8. what are your career aspirations?

that's it. thanks so much for taking the time to email me back. I will send you my responses to the same questions I asked you if you wish and forward along all the others.

all my best,
katie schwartz

not one katie schwartz emailed me back! how nervy is that?!?! can you believe it? I sent out about 30 ks-mails and I got bupkas in return.

I would say, katie schwartz's are bitches, but I won't for obvious reasons.