Saturday, April 22, 2006

jan crouch is creepy

does everyone know the chicken story? what a fabulous yarn that was. I will never forget watching jan, in tears, telling her story of how she revived chicken from the dead.

it goes like this:

(southern drawl and all)

I once had a pet chicken and we named it, chicken. one day we come out of the house and chicken ran right out into the street. chicken was hit by a car. chicken was dead. our chicken named, chicken was a lifeless lump. my sister and I cried over chicken's body. we was crying and crying and crying. then we decided to pray. and we prayed. and we prayed. prayed for chicken to come back to life. suddenly our chicken named, chicken took a deep breath and popped right up.

chicken was alive! chicken was alive!

I wonder if she wore two wigs at that time, too...


Anonymous said...

Jeez, I thought that picture was some kind of web-fake. You mean that woman really looks like Loni Anderson and Dolly Parton somehow had a love child?

Anonymous said...

Did Frank Perdue put a contract out on her? Creepy is a little understated don't you think? Does she do gold fish?


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