famous baby names

suri and moses. talk about jacked names.

let's discuss.

suri. please. she's a fucking red dot nosh. a scientologist freak show. hi. quiet birth. if I ever get knocked up, I'll be the one on an oxycontin drip, screaming at the top of my lungs and cursing everyone out. because it's the right thing to do.

moses. that is so fucking green card gardener and I'm a jew. why not just name him, friendless-cheap-bastard!

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