Thursday, March 30, 2006

spring + pastels = disgusting

I am so completely disgusted and offended by pastels. it's not natural, and it's not appropriate under any circumstances. it's freakish.

meterosexuals, corporate weekenders and women wear pastels. bible thumping -linen pastel tote bag carrying- vanilla ice cream and ham eating F-R-E-A-K-S.

that is what spring pastel apparel buyers are.

women who wear pastels wear strings of pearls, and I don't mean cum pearls, the real pink clam slammin' ones.

there is nothing attractive about a pastel. pastel wearers have glazed doughnut faces. They smile at scampering puppies, tapioca pudding and wicker picnic baskets filled with blush Chablis.

I FUCKING HATE PASTELS!

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