Friday, February 17, 2006

vibrator shopping

my mother and I bought my sister her first vibrators for her bridal shower. isn't that inappropriate on every level? I got her an S&M rubber ducky. my mother got her the big orgasm in a box.

on that day, my father sent me pictures of ethnic cocks espousing racial slurs with a note that said, "I'm not sure if this is appropriate to send to my children."

my mother called me shortly thereafter and said, "let's go to the pleasure chest and get Kerri some racy chachkeys for the shower."

that was fun. carousing the pleasure chest and the hustler store for sex toys and penis pops.

maybe that's why I'm such a whack job.

1 comments:

John Donald Carlucci said...

I can't figure out how to upload a picture of me with my jaw hanging open.
JDC

 

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