Katie Schwartz

Courtesy of my good friend, Bubbsie , he posted this article , Using Sarah Palin for Fundraising, Planned Parenthood Nets $760k in Donations in comments. I dragged my ass to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund to donate. You can donate as little as $5! If you missed it, read the Life begins at rape... just ask Sarah Palin yarn . HelenWheels just posted a kick ass yarn about "Mooselini's" shotgun wedding here . JDC just launched a poliblog here . And Frannygirl alerted us to this dish Sarah Palin's 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant Video, Swimsuit Competition . ((UPDATE)) Unrelated, but probably the most shocking thing I've read in a long time: by Keep it Trill Chasing HIV for Benefits . Run. Read. Now.

The article below is supposedly responsible for a fabulous new movement online: Donating to Planned Parenthood in Sarah Palin's name. I read about it via a friend on Facebook and from my girl FreidaBee . To me, this idea is brilliant, hilarious and sick on every level, so, of course I love the idea. Hello, do you know me?! Anywho, the scandalicious article I found below was written by a dame who was so outraged by Palin when she was Mayor of Wasilla for not only charging women for rape kits, but also making it illegal to purchase the Grindhouse rape doll. As if that's a value-add for women who have been raped. What's next from Cunterella Palin, paying filing fees for restraining orders against stalkers? Peeping Toms? Or paying an additional fee for protection if a restraining order has been violated? How else would this misogynistic cunt like to abuse women? Life Begins at Rape... Ask Mayor Sarah Palin By Shannyn Moore Can you imagine having to pay for the CSI (crime scene...

My favorite line is "I'll try to find ya some, and bring em' to ya". Wait, she was being facetious when she said she stands for democracy AND freedom, right? I mean, right?! Loved her response to the passport Q, "The way I have understood the world is through education." Her stupidity is surreal. "Putin, where's his head?" with a hand wave. Fab. PS: Only three more days to vote for Frannygirl's cuntalicious essay ! Leave your vote in comments , please. Grazarella. Loving...

The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo . The Great Schlep "The Great Schlep aims to have Jewish grandchildren visit their grandparents in Florida, educate them about Obama, and therefore swing the crucial Florida vote in his favor. Don't have grandparents in Florida? Not Jewish? No problem! You can still become a schlepper and make change happen in 2008, simply by talking to your relatives about Obama". Hit The Great Schlep for details, yo! Don't forget to check out JewsVote.org . PS: Regarding the debates, Obama is right , they absolutely must go on!

Thanks to my brother Nick, I now have something to post! Grazarella Nick. Loving. Mastercard: Official Card Of The 2nd Depression - Watch more free videos PS: Don't forget to vote on Frannygirl's essay . The winner of September's contest will be announced on October 1st, 2008. The first essay of October will be posted on September 29th. I know. I know. I know. Technically it's still September. Don't hock. Loving....

While I have a big fucking potty mouth, using the word cunt does not come easily to me. When it comes to that word, I think - I cunt, I won't! However now how can I not use it? My mind thinks I cunt, but my heart knows otherwise - yes it can. Yes it cunt. Se si puede, cuntilicious style. I got to thinking about all the cunty candidate issues with this whole fucking cunt of an election. Obama and Biden are cunt free. That is sad because a cunt would be great on the Dem ticket. But no. And I mean a good cunt- like a cuntastic one. Bad cunts are everywhere in politics. Cuntileeza Rice comes to mind. Kay Bailey Cuntison is another Republican bad cunt. There is Michele Bachman. No cunt in her name but she is cuntiest of all cuntdom in many ways. This cunt go on. Let me make my cuntpoint so we can all move on to whatever cunt-ventures await us. Personally, I was thinking of booking a trip to see the Valley of the Cunts. Where is that? Oh how about right between Coco's legs? That plac...

If we find ourselves in a Depression, like the Great Depression of 1929 , what will life look like? What will be the plan? Will there be looting? Will homelessness increase? Will senior citizens and individuals who rely on government income and housing be turfed? Will I still have to pay my debt to the IRS? Will I even be able to buy stamps? Will there be vegan and gluten free friendly lines? What about vegetarian soup kitchens? Will we be hunting and skinning chickens and drinking unpasteurized milk from the nipples of cows? What will we wear? Will we be homeless chic? Will the Internet still be accessible and if so, from where? How will I get my prescriptions filled? Will pharmacists be a thing of the past? Will I get food stamps? How will they be delivered if the building I’m living in is foreclosed? Will I be kicked out, or will I be slumming it? Will there be enough water to shower? If so, how frequently? If I wanted to sell my worldly possessions, who will I sell them to? Will I ...