Katie Schwartz

Astonishing Adventures Magazine was plugged in Bookgasam ! Congratulations, beautiful babies... Which reminds me I will be interviewing the brains behind AAM this week. Check back on Wednesday for all the dish. I had dinner with one of my bestest friends in the woild tonight in from NY. He made my day. I'm writing a new project, a huge departure from comedy, so there's that. Dished with pops-- he's doing great. Still owe Quinny an email. I've re-read it a few times. That dame is so sagey. If you haven't read her blog, you must. Frannylish's post about Gifts of Healing, Consolation and Peace is quite riveting. Check it out, I was inspired. Long day, though a good one. Email mishigas like you don't know. That's my daily report. More dish later... Good dish and awwwwl XOXOXOX Katie

PaganSphinx tagged Bethy. Bethy tagged WP and Cormac tagged me. Is that rhymey?! Read their meems, they're great! I've also tagged a few peeps, too. I'm just sayin' . Ten Year Ago what were you doing, Schwartzy? I was in New York. Running almost 12 miles a day. Writing my heart out. Fucking my brains out and having a really fabulous time. I was also spending a lot of time with my family, my friends and my kid. He was six-months old. Five Things on Today's "To Do" List Buy luggage. done Go to the mall with my sister for mother's day tchoch. done Hock my webmaster about posting my revised content for my webbysite. Hocking Transfer files to my Mac from my PC. Whole Foods Run. Post this meme. Run up to ma's. E-stalk Dr. P. Schedule a hair cut. CBB (can't be bothered) E-stalk honeygirl and quinny. Clean Fan Man, I have a lot to do. I will get it all done, right? If I were a Billionaire Financially provide for my family and friends for life. Hit...

I'm having a love / hate relationship with the human race at the minute. Bad drama is unfestive. Miscommunication sucks ass, especially when you know you're right. Katie, you did not just say that. Oh, yes, I did. Creepy people are unfestive. Life through my youngest brother's eyes is refreshing and lovely and a reminder of how sacred and special growing up is. At 21, you realize your foundation isn't where you live, it's knowing that you're loved by your family and friends. Right?! Being 21 is a special and tumultuous time. I feel lucky to be there for him and listen, knowing he has to find his own way. Kid's amazing. The Pilcrow Lit Fest is in two weeks. What a fab time that will be. We're all going, yes? We've all donated a few duckets? Spill. I think I love the new vinty pocketbook I'm about to buy, not sure though. My sister says I should go for it. Thoughts? I think I'm bi-- I'm falling for MacBook pretty hard, yet I'm not read...

To every blogger who commented on my Farmhouse Interview , A MILLION THANK YOU'S for your generous, supportive, wonderful comments. You are such angels. How did I get so damn lucky, huh?! Someone is lookin' out for Jewgirl and I am one grateful heeblette. Grazie. I am not breaking up with PC. Let me just put that out there. I am a PC / ThinkPad whore. I also needed a new lappytoppy. I bought a Mac laptop. Question, what the fuck?! I can't figure out how to use it. I'm trying. Mac users, Q4U, have you tried using it with with Windows Professional XP? Should I buy that? I hear that software turns your Mac into a PC. Thoughts? Spill. Who has a Mac trick or three hundred up their sleeves they'd like to impart? Spill. How was everyone's weekend? I'm now going to make myself horizontal ish and play with my mactop. I heart You. I'm back into bullet points. Oy, I know.

Shalom Beautiful babies. Guess what?! The gems at Farmhouse Magazine , one of my favey favealish reads online featuring fiction, non-fiction and poetry, alongside toe curling, subversive art, interviewed Schwartzy about my book, Emotionally Pantsed . Take a look. Ga'head . PS: Website is officially going live this weekend. Ya's can take a look at it in beta.

He is the Editor-in-Chief of Astonishing Adventures Pulp Magazine , a wickedly dark artist, a brilliant writer and a great friend, and today is his birthday! Lewchie, John Donald Carlucci , I wish you the happiest birthday ever. This is your year, kid. I know it. I feel it in my bones. I wish you the world. Click over and wish him a very happy birthday, por favor. xo Jewgirl

I never ask ya's to sign petitions. Now, I'm akksin . Here's the dish and the URL: "In 2007, the 'artist' Guillermo Vargas Habacuc , took a dog from the street , tied him to a rope in an art gallery, and starved him to death. For several days, the 'artist' and the visitors of the exhibition have watched emotionless the shameful 'masterpiece' based on the dog's agony, until eventually he died. The prestigious Visual Arts Biennial of the Central American decided that the 'installation' was actually art, so that Guillermo Vargas Habacuc has been invited to repeat his cruel action for the biennial of 2008. PLEASE HELP STOP HIM http://www.petitiononline.com/ea6gk/petition.html It's free of charge, there is no need to register, and it will only take 1 minute to save the life of an innocent creature." Please, please, please sign this petition .