I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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Most engineers prefer PC and at the same time there are a few loyalists to the mac world. I will also say that engineers are the only ones I know who have left Mac for PC. A lot of eng. software is really better on PC. For me the downfall of the Mac was no right click. Silly, eh?
It's a different world in Mac and as such it is only reasonable that it would take some gettin' used to.
If you need a break then just set it down and have some lard, it makes people happy!
I hear what Eebie says, but once you go mac, you never go back.
Or at least I have not.
As for help... It is a process. Get your tuchas to the Genius Bar for some training.
I am one who learns by trying, frustrating but effective learning.
If I can help you give me a big shoutout.
FWIW, that software was not available when I had my "computer reassignment surgery", so I do not advocate it.
I just got myself Office for Mac and have been happily working away since 2003.
2. as long as you admit you're a pc whore, we forgive you. but as a devoted mac user, i question your sanity.
3. all my mac tricks have to do with downloading naughty pictures.
4. my weekend was great. just ask my son, with whom i spent the entire 48 hours attending to.
5. don't try the horizontalish thing at home unless you're under the supervision of an adult.
6. i heart you back.
7. bullets are better than bullshit.
ok, is the lard information council real? spill.
Does that help?
+x= cut
+c= copy
+v= paste
option+`, then e= è
option+shift+k=
good luck.
You could install 32-bit Vista instead of XP, but, err, I can't imagine why anyone would.
Here's Apple's page on BootCamp:
http://www.apple.com/macosx/features/bootcamp.html
There are also a lot of good tutorials out there for it. I'm a PC guy, but I helped a friend out with a BootCamp install ~5 months ago, and it's truly easy. Actually easier than installing XP on my PC. Good luck!