Katie Schwartz

it's our favorite fuck writer's birthday , al sensu over at hard-and-fast is 54. drag yer ass on over and wish that big ol' hunk o' man meat a hard-n-happy birthday ! sweet meat, happy birthday ! I wish you a year of fantastic health, lots of happiness and everything your sweet, erotic heart desires! xoxox, jewgirl

shalom laaahvahs... have ya's been following spitznagel's vonnegut's asshole project? if not, you must. run, read, now. ya's are gonna shit yaself with laughter. eric has invited several of our favorite writers, including himself, brad listi, amy guth, charlie anders, paul fieg and a slew of other literary loves, to send in portraits of their assholes . check it out, it's tits to the tenth power!

happy birthday doc-se-doodle-doo ! may this year bring you fabulous health , oodles of happiness , pots and pots of love and everything your sweet, sweet heart desires . click on over to doc's sunrise rants and wish that young bird a very happy birthday ! love, jewgirl & jesus

alec baldwin is cashing in on his quick wit and fast thinking by making his first pornographic film called, thoughtless little pig . divorced dads from all walks of life will be gang banging vivid porn stars depicting their ex-wives while berating their offspring. -- not for nuthin', my parents went through a ba-rutal divorce. seriously vile on every single level, so I'm tossin' in my two cents. the damage of what alec baldwin said ain't goin' away, we all know that, and how very wrong it was. it's simply unforgivable. however, I do think miss 9 1/2 weeks is exacerbating the situation. parent alienation absolutely exists and I think she's workin some serious slander mojo against mr. 30-cock. in my opinion, that is equally vile, equally damaging and equally unforgivable. every body cum!

menses commenced at 10:15 this morning. I'm expecting a full blown war zone betwixt my femine thighs and meaty jew lips. cramps, epic. the egg, pissed off about lack of fertilization and taking a no hostages approach to menstruation this month. little bitch. here's a newsflash, ovum, I call the shots, not you. you want to be pissed off at someone, you should've thought of that long before choosing me as your host in this lifetime.

if our hil wins the presidency, (which I hope she does), she's making blowjob-bill an ambassador . she must've meant of pussy . notice him featured between the legs of a dame. it's all so apropos, isn't it? "I can't think of a better cheerleader for America than Bill Clinton , can you?" the Democratic senator from New York asked a crowd jammed into a junior high school gymnasium. "He has said he would do anything I asked him to do. I would put him to work." anything she asks of him? oh, I do so hope she creates a suggestion box .

I know youse are all on z-overload. I know. I know. I'm trying to exercise moderation. in those steppy programs they say acknowledging you have a problem is the first step in recovery. all's I can say is there is a reason for the z-focus. all this research is not for nuttin. capisce? don't break up with me just yet. I promise to post about real stuff tomorrow. xo, jewgirl