Katie Schwartz

let's just say hell does in fact exist... If so, I fear I've just received a first class voucher for a face to penis with the horn-daddy himself, the devil. wait, is that a bad thing? fact: I am most forlorn about being 86'd from the christian blog that I read way too much. so, what does fehatty do in her desperate need for an invitation to read the christian blog? she goes and creates one called, I love me some god . her pen name of choice? what's the most un-jewish name she can think of? hmm... oh, I know, mary margaret ... with back story and all! ps: it didn't work. I didn't score an invite. fuck.fuck.motherfuck. but, I have come up with a scathingly brilliant idea, to take this blog, revamp it, and invite all of my interested blog friends to write wicked funny snippets about the obscure scanadlicious zealots, the ones not always on the front page. who wants in? spill!

you are 20% california, jewgirl You are a bogus californian. go back to the east coast, preferrably new york city and do it now, right now. how california are you, bitches? I boosted this from wp . it's big retarded blog fun! take the test!

I am an ebay whore. seriously. is it any surprise being such a vinty whore? anywho, I accidentally happened upon the most disgusting description of a candle I've ever seen in my life. title: OVER 5 POUNDS OF CHEESECAKE! HUGE, GRUBBY BUNDT CANDLE !!! candle or not, since when is grubby and bundt a perk in the same sentence? Welcome!! Here i have made my gorgeous Bunt cake .It is all soy and i started with a solid bottom,mega scented in Cheesecake.Tads of Nutmeg are in it also. Then i grubbied it mega tons with MORE Cheesecake . she is so busy grubbying, she grubbied the shit out of this poor, sfachachta candle and oyskad it to death. are you nauseas yet? because I'm ready to vomit, ok. I added extra large Strawberry embeds you can't do that! you can embed strawberries, but you can't add strawberry embeds. oy vey! that are all scented in my Signature scent . from the fold of her vulva?! I mean really. Six wicks for a perfect,even burn and the wicks are all tied wit...

our beloved drug nazi was bestowed the thinking blogger award by way of mother jones . both blogs are so deserving of this award. drug nazi's blog, your pharmacist may hate you , is a painfully honest, witty, clever and scary look into drug companies, medical insurance and what it's like working for a pharmacy. for most of us being bent over and fucked by the above, this is a great read! mother jones blog, nurse ratched's place is an equally fantastic read. mother is a nurse with years and years of experience. she recently started a go ask mother column that I encourage you to utilize. she writes about what it's like being a nurse, the bureaucracy and her commitment to invoke change. The recipient of this award must follow these rules: Acknowledge the origin of the meme/award If you are tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think Optional: Display the “Thinking Blogger Award” with a link to the post that you wrote using either the gold or silver ...

titled: sabbatical . below please find excerpts of this week's journal entry for our hedonistic coffee tawk and the howard cosell of jesus' responses. Not only was my schedule out of whack last fall but God, in His infinite wisdom, chose to use that season of my life to do an emotional and spiritual makeover in my heart at the same time. I’m fairly certain it wasn’t coincidental. Since I’m pretty sure that brokenness was the goal, God allowed the stress to come at me from all sides to breakthrough my strength so that He could reach the most protected parts of my heart. He started a deep work that still feels like it is in the beginning stages . so, now that j-dawg has broken his shrew, what are his intentions? what about our spiritual and emotional makeover? Toward the end of 2006 I felt like the Lord was calling me to a Sabbatical. At first I thought it meant that I wasn’t to write a book in 2007, other than “The Busy Teacher’s Guide to Prayer ” and so filled with ideas you ...

our beloved wp has tagged me for a meemish. if you haven't already, you have to read his alphabet meem . it's god damned funny. ps: another great read, inspired by our equally loved daleish , wp posted about his hair . have you read? run. read. hilar. A- Available or Single single by choice. available? not so much, but I will be soon! who's got wood? B- Best Friend my sister, izzy, katie, wellie pops C- Cake or Pie for a food addict, I can rationalize and celebrate both. each has a purpose, a time and a place. let's not take one and place its value above the other. that's cruel, insensitive and quite vile. D- Drink of Choice Coffee or lemonade mixed with iced tea. if I'm sick, hot tea. E- Essential Item my crack-n-berry. I really prefer not to be without it. F- Favorite Color red. ooh, I lah me some red, girl. G- Gummi Bears or Worms I'm a purist when it comes to candy, chocolate. I don't fuck around with gummi shit. I want it hard, fast and intens...