first class ticket to hell, please

let's just say hell does in fact exist... If so, I fear I've just received a first class voucher for a face to penis with the horn-daddy himself, the devil. wait, is that a bad thing?


fact: I am most forlorn about being 86'd from the christian blog that I read way too much. so, what does fehatty do in her desperate need for an invitation to read the christian blog? she goes and creates one called, I love me some god. her pen name of choice? what's the most un-jewish name she can think of? hmm... oh, I know, mary margaret ... with back story and all!


ps: it didn't work. I didn't score an invite. fuck.fuck.motherfuck.


but, I have come up with a scathingly brilliant idea, to take this blog, revamp it, and invite all of my interested blog friends to write wicked funny snippets about the obscure scanadlicious zealots, the ones not always on the front page. who wants in? spill!

Comments

Tanya Espanya said…
She named her kid Mary Mary? Is this for real?

I love your idea too, I'd like to sign up.

Occasionally I look at this horrible website and then the spoof. (Lots of fun referrals from Reject The Koolaid)
5:43 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Hey, don't revamp this one, but spawn another. Oh, and I'm in.
9:26 PM
lulu said…
Mary Margret isn't a Christian name, it's a Catholic one. Catholics aren't Christians, they're Papists.

You need a name like Sarah Jane Anderson. The Wisconsin thing was good though. Lot's of Christians there.
11:13 PM
Joe said…
I think you need a Christian Coach. I'm willing to step up and save you. Count me in.
3:19 AM
Anonymous said…
I am so here for you doll. So here. Yeah. Even if I did wet my pants on the cheesecake candle post.
6:34 AM
Plain(s)feminist said…
I'm sure I will be posting about this soon, due to some craziness going on here!! (I hope - if I don't, I'll definitely comment here)

But what is this so-called Christian blog that kicks people off?
11:18 AM
Anonymous said…
Funny!
My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions! The Secret Rapture soon, by my hand!
Read My Inaugural Address
My Site=http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman
Your jaw will drop!
11:54 AM
Anonymous said…
You my dear.

Are very funny.
6:29 PM
Anonymous said…
Yea you screwed up with the pic of the Virgin Mary and the Catholic name. Protestants hate Catholics more than they hate Jews, because Catholics worship Mary and Jews just don't know any better.
6:41 AM
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