happy birthday wp!!!!

today is our beloved write procrastinator's birthday! can you stand it? isn't it fabulous? click now and wish that child the happiest birthday ever.

happy birthday to you!

happy birthday to you!

happy birthday, w-peaaassser!

happy birthday to you!

may you have a happy, healthy, creatively adventurous and wildly successful year.

ps:: how much do you hate w-peaser ;)

Comments

Dale said…
Like Whizzer the talking airplane, WP is unbreakable. Happy Birthday!
2:18 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
well said, daleish! very well said.
10:29 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Thank you very much, Katie-lah!
9:11 AM
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