Monday, February 05, 2007

and now for.... fartkisaf

between my schedule this past weekend and my focus on zealotinagate, I neglected to post friday's fears. I'm a whore.

fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays mondays.

1. I can't move into the downstairs apartment soon enough. watching louie brave the stairs is killing me.

2. halitosis. I floss twice a day, but I'm thinking of ramping it up to three times because I'm super phobic of hally.

3. another pop diva will remake mccarthur park and it will be an overly played, pop-tart topping phenomenom.

4. no good news this week.


Grant Miller said...

I use the floss sticks, you know the fork like thing with string between the tines. And I love Listerine PocketPaks. I highly recommend them.

"jew" "girl" said...

shalom grant miller. thanks for the hot tip. I have seen those little fork-ish floss situations.

I've tried to use them, but I'm a purist. I love the unwinding sound of spooled floss.

hi. I'm a freak.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Crest Floss Picks and Altoids...lotsa Altoids in my case, as I looooove garlic.

BTW, Louie will make it.

BTW, they haven't killed "McArthur Park" on "American Idol" yet? I bet they couldn't get the rights. I do know that anybody that's old enough to remember Steve Allen's little spoken word-bit on the silliness of the lyrics of that song, won't touch it.

Mountjoy said...

So are you saying it was YOU who left that fucking cake out in the rain, Katie?

"jew" "girl" said...

wp, I've never heard steve allen rip it apart? where can I score a video of that? can I stream it? spill, child, spill.

thanks for the good wishes on louie jew. ya such a great online bff.

"jew" "girl" said...

mj, so great to see you back, and with such a vengeance. you know your your ferocity always warms my heart, dear.

Writeprocrastinator said...

I don't know if you can score it online. He basically recites the lyrics like a third-rate professor reluctantly citing third-rate poetry. He also did it for "Hot Stuff," which lets you know that Donna Summer didn't get him anything for his birthday.

Mountjoy said...

I'll take that as a yes: Richard Harris wants a quiet word with you. Something about losing a recipe...


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