Nice ad, huh? Circa 19-we-call-fat-laaaydies-chubbies. Of course we've "evolved" past this. Presently, we just quickly look away from said chubbette for fear of catching fat, which makes perfect sense, it was in the NY Times.
If you've been following my tweets, you know that I am completely OCD about my kitchen window neighbor's shower habits. They shower 4-5 times a day. I keep wondering; if there are only two of them, what could they possibly be doing that requires such excessive showering. Are they rolling in mud? Peeing on themselves? Working out 24/7? Smoking meat? Then I wonder, wait, maybe people have increased their daily showering, maybe that's the norm, maybe it's the thing to do, and I'm just a skanky dirty whore for showering once a day.
I'm in a weird mood.
I have insomnia.
Oh, before I forget, thank you sooo much for the birthday wishes. My birthday was February 7th. Like the latetard that I am, I didn't get around to posting my GIFTIES until, oh the shame of it, April 5th. Do you believe?! I know, I'm such a cuntarell. Oy, forgive me gift givers.
Oh, before I forget, thank you sooo much for the birthday wishes. My birthday was February 7th. Like the latetard that I am, I didn't get around to posting my GIFTIES until, oh the shame of it, April 5th. Do you believe?! I know, I'm such a cuntarell. Oy, forgive me gift givers.
On the 16th, which I believe is now, a certain someone from a certain Compound is coming to Los Angeles with his fangorialicious daughter, I can't wait to see them. We met at the Pilcrow Lit Fest last year in Chicago.
I'm trying to get my sister to consider doing an authentic expression for Three Dames With A Clue .
Does anyone know of any jewelry makers in the Los Angeles, Hollywood area looking for a venue to sell their jewels? I can't find anyone.
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Shit. I caught this from someone? And I thought it was simply my slovenly ways and a complete lack of portion control, especially around carbs.
Get some sleep and don't shower too much. (that once a day thing works most of the time!) It is bad for your skin.
Wait. Maybe that's contagious too???
Speaking of which...I heard on NPR y'day that United joined Southwest and is now charging for a second seat or a required business upgrade for anyone above size L (while in Canada, on the contrary, it is considered a disability, and very big customers are accommodated as such).
"They shower 4-5 times a day. I keep wondering; if there are only two of them, what could they possibly be doing that requires such excessive showering."
R. Kelly keeps dropping by.
P.S. How did Lane Bryant stay in business with ads like that?
How can I ever hope to follow Cormac's winning comment?
Well, off to smoke some meat. No, I'm not a teabagger. No time, gone Galt. Wait, that was last month's outrage. I'm so behind the times.
Obviously the 4X24hr showerers are not paying the water bill. Having to pay for utilities in this crappy economy kind of changes the urge to shower into the urge to live like the French--clean up with a soapy cloth and call it good. And like Fran said, all that showering is bad for the skin. But the 4x24hrs showerers are probably young and have working grease glands for their supple skin. I'm betting they're doing something kinky sexual in the shower.
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