Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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JDC
I just wish Prop 8 would've gone our way. Fuckers.
Yes we can.
Yes we did.
Yes we will.
Thank you, Katie.
I'm far, far left of him on social and foreign policy. I'm 100% live-and-let-live and health-care being a right and it being a sin to put in a profit motive. 100% secular humanist Jew. I'm 100% a pacifist and believer in fair trade not war or violence in foreign policy.
But I feel he's a little unclear about his economic philosophy while I'm pretty traditionally conservative on fiscal and monetary policy.
I guess he's more about the institution and I'm more about the individual and that's how it is and you don't get everything you want from any candidate in any self-governing nation.
Still, I had such fantasies about peace in Israel and Rahm Emanuel is just atrocious on that issue. That disheartens me because where I live Jews and Muslims get along great. No hostility or rancor implicit or explicit at all. We automatically think of each other as cousins.