I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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JDC
I just wish Prop 8 would've gone our way. Fuckers.
Yes we can.
Yes we did.
Yes we will.
Thank you, Katie.
I'm far, far left of him on social and foreign policy. I'm 100% live-and-let-live and health-care being a right and it being a sin to put in a profit motive. 100% secular humanist Jew. I'm 100% a pacifist and believer in fair trade not war or violence in foreign policy.
But I feel he's a little unclear about his economic philosophy while I'm pretty traditionally conservative on fiscal and monetary policy.
I guess he's more about the institution and I'm more about the individual and that's how it is and you don't get everything you want from any candidate in any self-governing nation.
Still, I had such fantasies about peace in Israel and Rahm Emanuel is just atrocious on that issue. That disheartens me because where I live Jews and Muslims get along great. No hostility or rancor implicit or explicit at all. We automatically think of each other as cousins.