I should fondle myself for old time sake. Just kidding. Gaaaaahd.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Where I Channel Dead Jewish Relatives
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- Katie Schwartz
- Katie Schwartz is a comedy writer and non-fiction essayist, among other literary loves. She is a contributing writer for Zouch Magazine and Mock Paper Scissors. To read more, hit http://katieschwartz.com/bio
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9 comments:
I love this picture. Goigeous.
(Yea about the T-Blog thing. I'm a lousy blog partner, but I know I'll just say that again and then you'll be nice and I'll love you even more. I almost wish my thyroid were less stable, so I'd have something to blog, but not really.
Maybe I'll blog about my weight here in a bit. That annoys me.
Next time you go to Miami for a week tell somebody I'm here trying to make myself laugh fer chrissake..
EEeeeeek!!!!
I've never seen you before!
Gaw-jiss!!!!
That hair!
*gasp*
If I was your neighbor, jinstead of pounding with a hammer telling you to stop smoking *ahem*, I'd give you a ta-die-for updo, slather on some animal-friendly red lip stuff (in a completely non-lesbianish type way, for the record) & we'd go hit the most happenin' place for cocktails (and maybe a drink too. ;-)!
I want that hair.
OMG! I love the hair KK! It almost, almost beat Cormac for the sexiest do!
The long locks suit you.
"(in a completely non-lesbianish type way"
Cold water on about ten fantasies RIGHT THERE Jin.
JDC
Having seen the hair first hand I can tell everyone, it is fucking amazing hair, connected to the fucking amazing head and heart and soul of the most fucking amazing broad ever.
The Larry David's father's glasses - those she did not wear when I met her.
They do have a certain Irving "Swifty" Lazar feel to them actually. What a big fucking macher he was. I used to see him at a restaurant in LA every now and then, the altekocker.
Katie you rock my world like every single fucking day.
Where did you get my glasses?
Love the hair.
The glasses? Not so much.
Ehh, what can I say?
can you channel my dead jewish relatives and tell them that i mad they didnt leave me the 3 bedroom apt on 17th street.
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