Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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What I don't understand is WTF is wrong with these areas of the country that have such long lines? Here in NJ I have NEVER, in more than 35 years of voting, seen a line like that in front of a polling place. Are these parts of the country just inept? What is UP with that? It must be part of the vast right-wing conspiracy trying to suppress turnout.
But if there does end up being a problem you had better believe I am going to raise the biggest stink since (insert your own dirty joke here.)
This close to an election.... I no longer bother with Party Logic.... I just bitch at people to vote.
I would love a Dem landslide..... just slightly more than a record voter turnout! I hope we have both!
This is BEAUTIFUL: Vote like there is no fucking tomorrow, like there are lives on the line, like you motherfuckin' mean it. One of the most beauuuuutiful sentences I've evah read. Looooove it.
However....having seen needledick Schwarzenegger who isn't fit to mow the Obama family's lawn or take out it's garbarg or clean its roof gutters making fun of Barack Obama and knowing how weirdly beloved he is in California, I want ALL Californians to vote TWICE for Obama. I just want to see him win by 40 points or something.
If I ever move back to the states, I think I'm going to change my name officially to Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, or Trig Palin.
I'm going to spend election day driving people to vote. I'm volunteering for Dan Seals (IL10) and I'm excited. Even though I can't make a difference for Obama (it's ILLINOIS, FOR F*CKS SAKE) it's a tight congressional race in my district and I'd love to help get rid of the Republican incumbent.
THat's why there are lines. And because people aren't blindly accepting they can't vote. Awareness is up. I hate that someone would blow it offf. ugh.
I think it bodes well for Obama that there is overwhelming voter turnout. I can't imagine anyone being THAT fired up over McSame.
Seriously, you knew this is just killing comedians. No one wants four more years of this crap, but the alternative for them is that they will have to work harder for their material.
Now is not the time to be living in a cave.
I can't imagine someone not voting either.
McPain in the asses loss of shame will be great fodder for comics.
Let's hope she's voting for McCain.
FYI. I'm voting early tomorrow to make sure I don't miss out on my chance.