HAPPY THANKSGIVING


Dear Readers,

I am so thankful for you.

You've made me laugh, and think, and cry, and some of you have become friends, dear friends, the greatest friends a girl could ever hope for.

I am so appreciative of your goodness -- your intense minds -- your mad blogging skills -- your outrageous comments -- our disagreements -- when we same page harder than ever and so much more. I wouldn't trade any of you for all the shmear in the world. (And I fuckin' love shmear on a bagel, yo.)

I hope you have a beautiful Thanksgiving.

xoxoxo'ng it,
Jewgirl

Comments

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Back at ya toots.
12:07 PM
Joe said…
Katie, you have no idea. Thank YOU.

Happy Thanksgiving!
12:13 PM
Cormac Brown said…
Happiest of Thanksgivings (didn't I say this already? I'll say it again)!
1:34 PM
Al Sensu said…
I'd like to lick that schmear all over you.

Oh, it's on a bagel?
4:31 PM
Unknown said…
I love you more than cranberry sauce.


Okay, no. I REALLY love cranberry sauce. However, you are thiiiiiis close.

JDC
4:43 PM
Eric Riback said…
Katie, you are a stalwart and unyielding friend. I hope you are having a fine day!
7:26 PM
Fran said…
I am loving you so hard. Can you feel it?
7:41 PM
Eebie said…
Luv ya babe! Keep with the drive, the persistence...reach for the stars!
8:35 PM
Distributorcap said…
oh you know the feeling is mutual -- i hopeyou had a wonderful holiday -- you so deserve it
2:07 PM
Anonymous said…
Oh you Jews also have Thanksgiving? I didn't know thaaaaaat! Maybe you are not so bad as the Muslims after all.
4:08 AM
Randal Graves said…
Heh heh, fran said hard, heh heh.
12:56 PM
Anonymous said…
Thanks. Hope you had a wonderful holiday Katie.
7:22 PM
Dale said…
Me love you long time Katie! Happy Thanksgiving!!
8:22 PM
Anonymous said…
Hope you had a wonderful day. Love ya, doll!
9:50 PM
Tanya Espanya said…
I'm thankful for you, doll. Much love crushing on you.

smoochies!
4:38 PM
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