Snag It, Baby

Thanks to my good friend Bubbsie's mad skills and my less than desirable paint skills, we now have an official banner for the McCunt essay contest.

Snag it, scoop it, syndicate it.

Remember loverdeedo's, spin those yarns, or work your audio, or video mojo (love that word, it's so Camaro) and submit to katiegirl@gmail.com. I've gotten oodles of dandy submissions and have a few delicious spots left for October. Get ta'steppin, yo!

After tonight's Obamalicious speech, I'm super motivated to elect this man into office. He was so presidential, wasn't he?!

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Jen-Jenny-Jennifer said…
I just found your site thanks to Franiam and ... me so happy!!!!! Any girl who drops "cunt" more than me has to be good people!

Keep it up, Bee-ahch!!!
2:15 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
Hey Turbalicious, thanks for stopping by. I hope to see you around the blogosphere a lot :)

FranIAm is one of my super friends. Isn't she grand? Indeed she is.
9:29 AM
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