Sunday, August 31, 2008

Palin's Offspring of Lies (UPDATE)

(FYI) Updates are in Red. Floating around the blogosphere are rumors that Palin's baby is her 16-year-old daughter's. I am jumping on this buggy faster than an Amish family churns butter.

When this story finally breaks, it'll be huge. My girl,
Politits has spun a must-read yarn with some interesting theories and facts we need to consider, It Matters. My other girl, PulpFriction is blogging her fierce and funny opinions, as well, here and here. And, of course, what post would be complete without the Daily Kos spin.

(UPDATE) My girlie girl
FranIAm has written a very important post about Faith and how Palin's faith, factors into this election. Read.

(Update) via @drugmonkey on Twitter regarding a new article on the Daily Kos, Sarah Palin is NOT the MOTHER. Run. Read. Now.

(Update) Politis new post Okay, Let's Talk About Something Important, John McCain's judgment and convictions to "Country First". Please read it. I love DCup. She's so damn brilliant.

(Update) September 1st, Palin says 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. In an effort to combat internet rumors that her daughter Bristol is the mother of Trig, Palinstine is now saying that Bristol IS 5 MONTHS pregnant and will marry the father. Second time she's knocked up, honey, not the first. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd.

(Update) September 1st, Still Not Good, Politits. Read.

(Update) September 1st, Tuna or Mackeral, Fishy is Fishy, PulpFriction. Read.

(Update) September 6th, From The Left, Read it. Hilarious and important update about the spawn of satan's mistress, Palin.



Karen Zipdrive said...

I think I love you.

Katie Schwartz said...

Ha. Zip. And I, petal.

Fran said...

Thanks for such linkalicious love Katie.

And watch out for that Zipchick. She will steal your fucking heart in an instant. I should know. She's had mine for some time now.

Anonymous said...

Like a fucking dead horse we need to beat this thing.

We need to stick with it until the corporate media picks it up.

Thanks for the link, love.

libhom said...

"Keating Five" McCain could have chosen one of many women in the GOP who were more qualified and less bizarre than Palin. (I would have disagreed with their political views, but they at least would have been qualified.) It's almost as if McCain thinks all women are interchangeable.

Katie Schwartz said...

Hi LibHom. Thanks for stopping by. I agree with you re: McCain thinking that women are interchangeable. He's fucktarded.

Thanks for stopping by. I found your blog via MPS and thought it was great.

Madam Z said...

Oh, Katie dearest. I hate like hell to disagree with you and the divine Ms. Politits, but really! How can Bristol be the mother of 4 1/2 month old Trig, if she's currently 5 months pregnant?

I know, someone is going to say that the current pregnancy is a fib and that shortly they will announce that Bristol has had a miscarriage. There are more conspiracy theories about the Palin uteri (that's uteruses, for you non-Latin speakers)than there were about the Kennedy assassination!

Sorry girls, but I just don't care whose baby or not baby is whose. I DO care about getting Obama into the White House and letting McCan't totter off into the sunset. Democrats are shooting themselves in the feet by trying to discredit Palin with such silly stuff. I KNOW! You all think *I* am being stupid for thinking that it is silly stuff. Well, I may be a lot of things, but I'm not stupid, even if I sound like it sometimes.


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