Poker Face


OnlineBFF4Ever, Cormac Brown has spun yet another flawless suspense filled yarn called Poker Face, featured on Powder Burn Flash. You must run and read it now. You'll love it. I laughed. My mouth dropped... I can't tell you why, you have to read it!

I have more I want to share, but I won't yet-- I'm being plaid about it. Soon, though.

Comments

Cup said…
You tease.
2:54 PM
Joe said…
I just got back. That story was wicked cool.

Now, where do I gets me that poker set you have pictured there?
4:30 PM
DivaJood said…
That was a great read! See, even I can follow instructions and go read when told to do so.
9:42 AM
Cormac Brown said…
Wow, a great plug and it was done Bettie Page-style with the wonderful Katie flourish.

(whispers)
Thank you.

"I have more I want to share, but I won't yet-- I'm being plaid about it. Soon, though."

Eh, go 'head. No sitting shiva, all right? It was just a blog ; )
7:33 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
Bethy, I wanted to share the dish about the dearly departed blog of Cormac Brown. I was trying to be respctful... You know me, honey, I hate holding back. Oy to the vey.
12:05 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
I know, right, Bubbsie?! I found that by chance. I did an image search on google for 1950's poker.
12:05 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
DivaJood, I nevah doubted for a minee!
12:06 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
CORMAC, I NEED TO SIT SHIVA. I'm so forlorn.

Your story ROCKED, child.
12:06 PM
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