Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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next thing you know, they'll want to have babies.
wait a minute...that already happened.
ok, i'll sign.
My friends that I will be staying with next week are hugely into this and have played a major role in Cali.
Next week Katie- next fucking week! I hope to see you, Divajood and 2 others. Yay!!!!
Now the rest of you, sign up pronto!
Second, I am officially running for first Diva President. I am accepting applications for cabinet positions, as long as you all dress well.
Third, California was the first state to allow Inter-racial marriage. The first of those became the test case that went all the way to the Supreme Court making it law. I am proud that California is the first state to legalize gay marriage as well.
To all those who are self-righteously objecting to gay marriage, I just want to yell, "Get a fucking life, idiots!"