Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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next thing you know, they'll want to have babies.
wait a minute...that already happened.
ok, i'll sign.
My friends that I will be staying with next week are hugely into this and have played a major role in Cali.
Next week Katie- next fucking week! I hope to see you, Divajood and 2 others. Yay!!!!
Now the rest of you, sign up pronto!
Second, I am officially running for first Diva President. I am accepting applications for cabinet positions, as long as you all dress well.
Third, California was the first state to allow Inter-racial marriage. The first of those became the test case that went all the way to the Supreme Court making it law. I am proud that California is the first state to legalize gay marriage as well.
To all those who are self-righteously objecting to gay marriage, I just want to yell, "Get a fucking life, idiots!"