Sunday, July 20, 2008

Evil Lives, My Friends

This afternoon, while checking traffic on my sitemeter, I saw a ginormous banner that read, Macaroni and Cheese Contest -- Win $5,000 -- Sponsored by Tillamook Cheddar Cheese. "The Grand prize winner will receive $5,000 cash, 25 pounds of Tillamook® cheese, plus other various prizes."


Evil. Evil. Evil. I miss, no, I ache for cheese and pine for pasta. Not the gluten free shit, either. Real, white flour, thick, gorgeous, robust, horrific for you, noodlays.

I have a homemade, heart stopping recipe for macaroni and cheese courtesy of ma Schwartzy. Can you imagine winning 5K and 25 pounds of cheese?! I'd plotz, scream and cry extra sharp cheddar tears of unbridled joy.

Who cares... It's just cheese. Who needs cheese, right? Right. I love being vegan.

Besides, I'm PMS'ng. Even though my cravings are out of control, I'm not.

Keep telling yourself that, Schwartz, maybe it'll sink in.

Okay, I will.

Fine.

Fine.

8 comments:

John said...

Hmmm, I love mac and cheese. Hmmm, I love mac and cheese.

JDC

Eebie said...

Yeah, I'm on a diet and it's like being born again...all that was once great fun, and joy is now the work of the devil.

DCup said...

Oh, man. I did a whole post today on cravings. Some days I'm just a weak, weak mess.

And wouldn't you know it - on my list of current cravings, I left off provolone cheese? I'd sell a Spawn for some slices of room temperature provolone right now.

FranIAm said...

Mac and cheese, my kingdom for a good mac and cheese.

DivaJood said...

you know, there is soy cheese that I use for a really great quiche and also quesadilla. Not the same as 25 lbs of Tillamok Chedder, but still..

Cormac Brown said...

Tillamook is Native American for "oooooooh!"

Madam Z said...

Vegan, schmegan!! Katie, life is too short to deny yourself everything that's good to eat. Moderation is the key, not deprivation! A little cheese never killed anyone! Compromise a little and use whole wheat macaroni. It's good! Have the mac and cheese with a nice, big salad and some fresh fruit for dessert.

Just don't get anywhere near a goddamned deer tick!

virgotex said...

I didn't know you were vegan.

Funny, you don't look vegan.

 

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