Blogging While Semi-Insomniacking

I am listening to the Goodbye Girl on the pod. One of my favorite songs from one of my favorite movies. The kid and Richard Dreyfus do it for me in that flickundra, not Marsha Mason.

Should I write a puzzle? I didn't fall asleep until midnight and when I popped up at 2ish, I was in the middle of a nightmare about being trapped in a crossword puzzle.

I really love being continent. When my grandmother had a prolapsed uterus, she became incontinent. Worrying about my uterus becoming an accessory is now in the top 25 on my "Worry To Do List".

Have you seen the movie Superbad? That was a continent killer... Get it? "I laughed so hard, I peed."

If Ellen Arkin married Adam Barkin and they spawned a fruit named Harkin, the kid's name would be Harkin Arkin Barkin. I can see it. The name screams rehab ready. He's almost three quarters of the way with the acronym HAB.
I started reading one of Wade Agnew's poetry books "Solace For A Starving Naked Alone Soul". So far, I'm really into it. He is wicked dark, yo. After I finish, I'll spill awwwl the dish.

Do you watch Mad Men? The second season just started. This season looks to be dishy-fab. I fucking love that show, so brilliant.

I think I wish I could fall back to sleep, though I don't think it's in the cards.

I have to FedEx my pops something. I was supposed to send it Saturday. I suck ass. Bad daughter, bad, bad, bad. Okay, Katie, let's really beat the shit out of ourselves, very productive. Wait, that was supposed to be inner-dialogue. That reminds me of a story my sister told me about the time she had dinner with a friend from school, one of those "first-time-friend-dates". She crossed that inner/outer dialogue boundary by punching herself in the leg three times while disclosing her inability to maintain a relationship. And she wonders why she can't catch a fellah?! Oy.

Do you remember double belts? I saw one the other day in red. The broad wearing it was also sporting shoulder pads. Really? Really.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I don't even know where to start. 80s revival clothing, sucking ass, Mad Men?

I'm going to be insomniac now!
6:00 AM
Fran said…
Of course you can't sleep baby- it is only a matter of about 45 hours before we meet!

Can.
Not.
Fucking.
Wait.
10:29 AM
Cormac Brown said…
"Do you remember double belts? I saw one the other day in red. The broad wearing it was also sporting shoulder pads."

That was no broad, that was Dennis Rodman.
8:06 PM
Cormac Brown said…
BTW, sleep to us, is just like sex is to Anne Coulter. We have to tackle it, stun gun it and hope it doesn't run when it comes to.
8:08 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
Right DC?!!??! The shame of it. Are you watching MAD MEN? Child, you need to watch it. It is so fucking brilliant, it'll take your wig off.
11:05 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
I know, Frannylish! I can't wait to meet you, child.
11:05 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
Fucking fabulous response, Cormac! Hahahahaha.
11:06 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
Do you struggle with insomnia, Cormac? If I remember correctly, you don't. Refresh my memory, please. Grazie.
11:07 PM
Cormac Brown said…
I do on occasion, though my biggest problem is staying up for blogging and Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations," which comes on the Travel Channel at 10 AM. That's another reason why I had to cut back on the blogging.
6:53 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
You and my mother love you some bourdain. he is quite fabulous.

I'm glad you don't suffer with insomnia. It's a highly unfestive thing to have.
5:27 PM
Cormac Brown said…
Insomnia comes and goes with me, but I never have it for more than three nights (days, actually) in a row.
8:51 PM
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