Oh, Dish

  1. My apologies for being a bad e-stalker and blog hopper. Next week, I will be catching up on all of your juicy words and I can't wait.
  2. My new website is live. KatieSchwartz.com. Love? Hate? Spill.
  3. I know I should be asleep.
  4. Too much to do.
  5. Oy to the vey. Will I get it all done? Hell yeah.
  6. XO
  7. Katie
  8. Chicagoans, you are coming to the Fixxy Reading Series on Thursday night, yes?
  9. PS: I know I'm repetitive. Hello, are you new?!

Comments

Fran said…
Kateleh!!! Have fun - it will all get done and you will be super fabulous beyond all reasonable standards of fabulousness.

Mwah!
4:50 AM
Joe said…
Congrats on the site being up! Safe journey!
12:47 PM
Tanya Espanya said…
Katie, you fabulous delicious creature! Congratulations on your new site - now if I can only get it to open for me!

I send you slobbery squishy hugs and kisses!

Hi Fran! Hi Bubs!
5:55 PM
Madam Z said…
I checked out your new website. And....the answer is.....LOVE!!!

I'm too sleepy right now to do much reading, but I did click on sitnspin, and read "Pink Elephant." OMG! It is MY story! OC is my middle name.

Katie, how on earth do you get so much done? I envy you!
6:35 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
Oi, love the site! There's even a picture of you so now that you're becoming world famous you won't be able to hide anymore. ;) (Were you hiding?)
4:35 AM
Coaster Punchman said…
I know you'll post when the book is finally for sale, too.
4:35 AM
Ms Smack said…
LOVING the website, darlin'

Hold on honey, you're on your way!
5:03 AM
Amy Guth said…
Citizens of Schwartzylvania, see your leader in action last night at Pilcrow Lit Fest: http://flickr.com/groups/pilcrowlitfest/
6:35 AM
Eebie said…
How did your reading go? How do you feel about it?

Thanks for the link Amy! You looked fabulous!
9:24 AM
Eebie said…
Also, can you clue me in on your colleague Jami Attenberg's blog (if she blogs).
9:30 AM
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