Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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Most engineers prefer PC and at the same time there are a few loyalists to the mac world. I will also say that engineers are the only ones I know who have left Mac for PC. A lot of eng. software is really better on PC. For me the downfall of the Mac was no right click. Silly, eh?
It's a different world in Mac and as such it is only reasonable that it would take some gettin' used to.
If you need a break then just set it down and have some lard, it makes people happy!
I hear what Eebie says, but once you go mac, you never go back.
Or at least I have not.
As for help... It is a process. Get your tuchas to the Genius Bar for some training.
I am one who learns by trying, frustrating but effective learning.
If I can help you give me a big shoutout.
FWIW, that software was not available when I had my "computer reassignment surgery", so I do not advocate it.
I just got myself Office for Mac and have been happily working away since 2003.
2. as long as you admit you're a pc whore, we forgive you. but as a devoted mac user, i question your sanity.
3. all my mac tricks have to do with downloading naughty pictures.
4. my weekend was great. just ask my son, with whom i spent the entire 48 hours attending to.
5. don't try the horizontalish thing at home unless you're under the supervision of an adult.
6. i heart you back.
7. bullets are better than bullshit.
ok, is the lard information council real? spill.
Does that help?
+x= cut
+c= copy
+v= paste
option+`, then e= è
option+shift+k=
good luck.
You could install 32-bit Vista instead of XP, but, err, I can't imagine why anyone would.
Here's Apple's page on BootCamp:
http://www.apple.com/macosx/features/bootcamp.html
There are also a lot of good tutorials out there for it. I'm a PC guy, but I helped a friend out with a BootCamp install ~5 months ago, and it's truly easy. Actually easier than installing XP on my PC. Good luck!