I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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Pilcrow. Katie. Emotionally. Pantsed. Reading.
I want to be there.
Aunt Sadie- I love her style. She must have been the shit!
Give 'em hell like Falwell is getting on the otherside of the Styx...
...well, no, not like that. At any rate, break a leg.
Good luck, wait, who am I kidding, skill on the reading. I am looking forward to reading that thing, your book.