Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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Tell Ker we love her, comments of hers will be consumed like the finest sweets by readers like me. Plotzarella is the word!
Pilcrow. Katie. Emotionally. Pantsed. Reading.
I want to be there.
Aunt Sadie- I love her style. She must have been the shit!
Give 'em hell like Falwell is getting on the otherside of the Styx...
...well, no, not like that. At any rate, break a leg.
Good luck, wait, who am I kidding, skill on the reading. I am looking forward to reading that thing, your book.