Have a Very Leather Christmas!
To all of my fabulous non-Jewish readers, I wish you a very Merry Christmas!
Love,
Jewgirl & Bondage Santa
SPEAKING OF ABORTIONS
Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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Well, actually, maybe just bothered.
No, actually, I mean disturbed.
Dammit, Katie, in the name of everything suburban and LeeWee, that's just wrong!
I can't wait for Santa Claus to cum.
And that whip that he uses to prod the reindeer- oh never fucking mind.
It's good baby.
Some of us are "Jews For Jesus" cultists.
What about us?