Oh What a Menses it has been!



Yesterday, I started menstruating and got good news. Today, I was cramp free and flowing a'plenty and I got the BEST FUCKING NEWS EVAAAAH. I will loop all of ya's shortly. I have a few phone calls to make and e-stalks to send. You know how you do. This weekend, I'll be spilling like nobody's bizola. All's I can say is The Kid's an angel and he's really looking out'fah his mama.

Comments

Eebie said…
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I cannot wait to hear the big surprise!! Are you going to be even more famous now???
Adam Deutsch said…
OH. Congrats! (more for the [So New]s than the menses, but that latter is good too.)
Dale said…
This has gots to be good!
Amy Guth said…
Oy vey, I shouldda let ya spill your own beans. Sorry bubbie, I was just too excited to keep my trap shut!

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